funny love poem

Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise. ~Proverbs 6:6



The essential joy of being with horses is that it brings us in contact with the rare elements of grace, beauty, spirit, and fire. ~Sharon Ralls Lemon



To learn about eye protection, ask someone who has one. ~Author Unknown



This is what the Republicans are calling a Wizard of Oz ticket. You see, Cheney needs a heart, Bush needs a brain. ~Jay Leno



Take the time to come home to yourself every day. ~Robin Casarjean



Gift, like genius, I often think only means an infinite capacity for taking pains. ~Jane Ellice Hopkins



To wash one's hair, make one's toilet, and put on scented robes; even if not a soul sees one, these preparations still produce an inner pleasure. ~Sei Shonagon



I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. ~Marty Feldman



And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: "Look at this Godawful mess." ~Art Buchwald, 1970



I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I was hoeing in a village garden, and I felt that I was more distinguished by that circumstance that I should have been by any epaulet I could have worn. ~Henry David Thoreau



Dare to be naive. ~Buckminster Fuller



If you make every game a life-and-death thing, you're going to have problems. You'll be dead a lot. ~Dean Smith



Our morality seems to be only a check on the ultimate domination of force, just as our politeness is a check on the impulse of every pig to put his feet in the trough. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.



Old men are fond of giving good advice, to console themselves for being no longer in a position to give bad examples. ~Fran�ois La Rochefoucauld



If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. ~Milton Berle



Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. ~Author Unknown



A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. ~Samuel Butler



For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian. ~Mabel Maney



You will always be your child's favorite toy. ~Vicki Lansky, Trouble-Free Travel with Children, 1991



History... is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake. ~James Joyce, Ulysses