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The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. ~Sydney J. Harris
Leadership: the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower
Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. ~Neil Postman, The Disappearance of Childhood (introduction), 1982
So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. ~Psalms 90:12
Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~Woody Allen
Witticism: a smart saying, notable for its form rather than content.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it. ~Groucho Marx
Death is a word. He lives and grander grows.
A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
I plan on living forever. So far, so good. ~Author Unknown
The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner. ~Hebrew Proverb
People never notice anything. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 2
The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws. ~Rick Wise, 1974
The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. ~G.K. Chesterton
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. ~Norman Cousins
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has. ~Epictetus
There is no moment like the present. The man who will not execute his resolutions when they are fresh upon him can have no hope from them afterwards: they will be dissipated, lost, and perish in the hurry and scurry of the world, or sunk in the slough of indolence. ~Maria Edgeworth
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. ~Edgar Cayce
Is there life before death? ~Author Unknown