funny quotes in hindi

True love stories never have endings. ~Richard Bach (Thanks, Bonnie)



If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. ~David Sedaris



This magnificent butterfly finds a little heap of dirt and sits still on it; but man will never on his heap of mud keep still. ~Joseph Conrad



I'm a material girl - want to see my fabric collection? ~Author Unknown



You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door. ~Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit, 1887



The important thing is not the object of love, but the emotion itself. ~Gore Vidal



I cannot walk through the suburbs in the solitude of the night without thinking that the night pleases us because it suppresses idle details, just as our memory does. ~Jorge Luis Borges



Commencement oratory must eschew anything that smacks of partisan politics, political preference, sex, religion or unduly firm opinion. Nonetheless, there must be a speech: Speeches in our culture are the vacuum that fills a vacuum. ~John Kenneth Galbraith



Look at your feet. You are standing in the sky. When we think of the sky, we tend to look up, but the sky actually begins at the earth. ~Diane Ackerman



God sells us all things at the price of labor. ~Leonardo da Vinci



If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise. ~Author Unknown



I plan on living forever. So far, so good. ~Author Unknown



Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed. ~From the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1961, screenplay by George Axelrod, based on the novella by Truman Capote, spoken by the character Holly Golightly



Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato



A friend is the only person you will let into the house when you are Turning Out Drawers. ~Pam Brown



Life is easier than you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable. ~Kathleen Norris



There is no love sincerer than the love of food. ~George Bernard Shaw, "The Revolutionist's Handbook," Man and Superman



Uneven numbers are the gods' delight. ~Virgil, The Eclogues



The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. ~Bill Gates



Keep the paint up, and the rubber down! ~Author Unknown