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Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. ~James Bramston, Man of Taste



Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. ~Jean Kerr, Mary, Mary, 1960



If you see the world in black and white, you're missing important grey matter. ~Jack Fyock



Adults are obsolete children. ~Dr. Seuss



A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. ~George Jean Nathan



I did not use paint, I made myself up morally. ~Eleanora Duse, Le Gaulois, 1922



Guard himself as he may, every moment's an ambush. ~Horace



Is not a kiss the very autograph of love? ~Henry Finck



Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. ~Ogden Nash



You can get all A's and still flunk life. ~Walker Percy



Venus favors the bold. ~Ovid



A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. ~Erma Bombeck



Leave your drugs in the chemist's pot if you can heal the patient with food. ~Hippocrates



I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. ~Bill Dana



The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of cliches. ~H.L. Mencken, Prejudices, 1925



The young people who come to me in the hope of hearing me utter a few memorable maxims are quite disappointed. Aphorisms are not my forte, I say nothing but banalities.... I listen to them and they go away delighted. ~Andre Gide



We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be. ~Jane Austen



I often want to cry. That is the only advantage women have over men - at least they can cry. ~Jean Rhys



Good friends are like quilts - they age with you yet never lose their warmth. ~Author Unknown



Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. ~Peter T. Mcintyre