quotes about ex boyfriends

We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking. ~Steve Elbert



The government, which was designed for the people, has got into the hands of the bosses and their employers, the special interests. An invisible empire has been set up above the forms of democracy. ~Woodrow Wilson



You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. ~Author Unknown



I wish there was a knob on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence. They got one marked "brightness" but it don't work, does it? ~Leo Anthony Gallagher



The longer I live the less confidence I have in drugs and the greater is my confidence in the regulation and administration of diet and regimen. ~John Redman Coxe, 1800



Who hath a better friend than a cat? ~William Hardwin



What is conservatism? Is it not adherence to the old and tried, against the new and untried? ~Abraham Lincoln



The only guy I have to get better than is who I am right now. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter



A pile of rocks ceases to be a rock when somebody contemplates it with the idea of a cathedral in mind. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery



With an unquiet mind, neither exercise, nor diet, nor physick can be of much use. ~Samuel Johnson



An inability to stay quiet is one of the most conspicuous failings of mankind. ~Walter Bagehot



To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. ~Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness



History maketh a young man to be old, without either wrinkles or gray hairs; priviledging him with the experience of age, without either the infirmities or inconveniences thereof. ~Thomas Fuller



If you've never been thrilled to the very edges of your soul by a flower in spring bloom, maybe your soul has never been in bloom. ~Terri Guillemets



Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. ~Gloria Steinem



When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses. ~Joyce Brothers



The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river. ~Ross Perot



A gentleman need not know Latin, but he should at least have forgotten it. ~Brander Matthews



The Kingdom of Heaven is not a place, but a state of mind. ~John Burroughs