birthday poems for friends

birthday poems for friends





birthday poems for friends birthday poems for friends birthday poems for friends



birthday poems for friends birthday poems for friends birthday poems for friends







More die in the United States of too much food than of too little. ~John Kenneth Galbraith, The Affluent Society



In search of my mother's garden, I found my own. ~Alice Walker



Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill scoured by a whiff of arrogance. ~Alistair Cooke



Amount of time it takes for a dog to "do its business" is directly proportional to outside temperature + suitability of owner's outerwear. ~Betsy Canas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com



Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary



Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. ~Irvin S. Cobb



The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. ~Andy Rooney



Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you. ~Elbert Hubbard



This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. ~Conan O'Brien



Our virtues and vices couple with one another, and get children that resemble both their parents. ~George Savile, Marquess de Halifax, Miscellaneous Thoughts and Reflections



The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m. ~Author Unknown



What may be done at any time will be done at no time. ~Scottish Proverb



Dig a trench through a landfill and you will see layers of phone books like geographical strata or layers of cake.... During a recent landfill dig in Phoenix, I found newspapers dating from 1952 that looked so fresh you might read one over breakfast. ~William Rathje, The Economist, 8 September 1990



If you think you're free, there's no escape possible. ~Ram Dass



Caring is the essence of nursing. ~Jean Watson



At a certain age some people's minds close up; they live on their intellectual fat. ~William Lyon Phelps



What's done to children, they will do to society. ~Karl Menninger



I've been looking over the list of spring chores I made up last fall, and darned if they aren't fall chores, after all. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. ~Gary Hart



I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. ~Steven Wright

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