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In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. ~Christopher Morley



Rainbows apologize for angry skies. ~Sylvia Voirol



Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. ~Pam Brown



When I learned to sew, I forgot how to cook. ~Author Unknown



How glorious it is - and also how painful - to be an exception. ~Alfred de Musset



It's not a slam at you when people are rude - it's a slam at the people they've met before. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald



Neurotics dream of a good life, or a great suicide note. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



It is frequently the tragedy of the great artist, as it is of the great scientist, that he frightens the ordinary man. ~Loren Eiseley, The Night Country, 1971



Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have. ~Harry Emerson Fosdick



This doctrine of the material efficacy of prayer reduces the Creator to a cosmic bellhop of a not very bright or reliable kind. ~Herbert J. Muller



To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation. ~E.W. Howe



Home ought to be our clearinghouse, the place from which we go forth lessoned and disciplined, and ready for life. ~Kathleen Norris



Is a smile a question? Or is it the answer? ~Lee Smith



If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas. ~Charles Barkley



That some good can be derived from every event is a better proposition than that everything happens for the best, which it assuredly does not. ~James K. Feibleman



Sunday school: a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. ~H.L. Mencken



History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today. ~Harold MacMillan



It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. ~Malcolm Potts, MD



Very little of the great cruelty shown by men can really be attributed to cruel instinct. Most of it comes from thoughtlessness or inherited habit. The roots of cruelty, therefore, are not so much strong as widespread. But the time must come when inhumanity protected by custom and thoughtlessness will succumb before humanity championed by thought. Let us work that this time may come. ~Albert Schweitzer



The history of man for the nine months preceding his birth would, probably, be far more interesting and contain events of greater moment than all the three score and ten years that follow it. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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