hilarious quotes and sayings for facebook

hilarious quotes and sayings for facebook





hilarious quotes and sayings for facebook hilarious quotes and sayings for facebook hilarious quotes and sayings for facebook



hilarious quotes and sayings for facebook hilarious quotes and sayings for facebook hilarious quotes and sayings for facebook







The Theologian is an owl, sitting on an old dead branch in the tree of human knowledge, and hooting the same old hoots that have been hooted for hundreds and thousands of years, but he has never given a hoot for progress. ~Emmet F. Fields



The plans that I made when horizontal are working out now that I'm vertical. ~Betsy Canas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com



She glances at the photo, and the pilot light of memory flickers in her eyes. ~Frank Deford



A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. ~Douglas Pagels



So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. ~Psalms 90:12



Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. ~Mark Twain



Is not the most erotic part of the body wherever the clothing affords a glimpse? ~Roland Barthes



My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. ~Douglas Adams



The poetry of the earth is never dead. ~John Keats



The greatest discoveries of science have always been those that forced us to rethink our beliefs about the universe and our place in it. ~Robert L. Park, in The New York Times, 7 December 1999



An apology for the Devil: It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books. ~Samuel Butler, Note-Books



Almost all of us long for peace and freedom; but very few of us have much enthusiasm for the thoughts, feelings, and actions that make for peace and freedom. ~Aldous Huxley



Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born. ~George Bernard Shaw



Mathematics is the only good metaphysics. ~William Thomson Baron Kelvin of Largs



A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. ~Author Unknown



On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. ~Douglas Horton



Diplomacy: The business of handling a porcupine without disturbing the quills. ~Author Unknown



No one could give her such soothing and sensible consolation as this little three-month-old creature when he lay at her breast and she felt the movement of his lips and the snuffling of his tiny nose. ~Leo Tolstoy



There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find." ~Robert Flaherty



Flowers have spoken to me more than I can tell in written words. They are the hieroglyphics of angels, loved by all men for the beauty of the character, though few can decipher even fragments of their meaning. ~Lydia M. Child

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